Thursday, August 19, 2010

Pirate's earrings.

How much does a pirate's earrings cost?

A buck an ear!

Sorry - somebody just told me that and I had to share it.  And this one he says nobody gets.

This buddhist priest walks down a sidewalk in Manhattan and decides he must experience the taste of a hot dog.  He stops at a cart vendor. 
"I'll have a hot dog," he says.
"What do you want on it?" the vendor asks.
"One with everything. . . " 

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